On Smut

Re this post straight outta Crack Province, I've compiled a list of Linguistics terms that sound smutty. Do enjoy:

Lunacy

I saw a man walking a llama down Elgin Street tonight. No, really. The moon was hanging low and full with pre-eclipse anticipation and this man’s llama was listlessly grazing on a patch of grass next to Beaurepaires.

A llama – doubleyou-tee-eff? I know.